Kevin Patterson (pattersonphoto) wrote,
Kevin Patterson
pattersonphoto

idea for Friday night live skit-rough draft

Dolphins and Whales
Scene takes place in the ocean. Two Dolphins are watching a group of whales swimming by. Skit will most likely have to be done with puppets, or maybe video montage? Background: Every year the Grey whale migrates 5,000 miles from Alaska to Baja California to have babies. The challenge is to build this idea into skit, otherwise skit is too esoteric. Perhaps Dolphin 1 could be like some famous commentator?

DOLPHIN 1
Just look at them, every year they come down here to pump out babies, and eat all our good plankton. This is our ocean, we spend our whole lifetimes here and they think they can just swim down here and it doesn't matter.

DOLPHIN 2
They are breaking the law of mother nature!

DOLPHIN 1
They just come down here to have their babies in OUR warm water! OUR warm water, not theirs! And their babies each all the good plakton! Our platon, not thiers!

DOLPHIN 2
They should just go back to Alaska where they are from!

DOLPHIN 1
And those wussy liberal humans! Oh don't even get me started. (Next said in falsetto human voice) Oh lets go look at the whales, let's cruise around on our big boats to go look at the whales, should we go look at the dolphins? (drop falsetto human voice) Ohhhhhh no, dolphins aren't good enough for the humans, all they care about are the whales, WHO AREN”T EVEN FROM HERE!
DOLPHIN 2
Frostbacks!
DOLPHIN 1
Frostbacks?
DOLPHIN 2
Yeah, frostbacks, because you know grey whales are from , you know, Alaska.

DOLPHIN 1
Those frostback whales think they can just come down here and swim around wherever they want to. They just get drunk under the warm water and swim around with their huge bodies, breaching wherever they want to! Without any consideration for anybody else!
DOLPHIN 2
Glacier Swimmers!
DOLPHIN 1
Do we go migrating to alaska! No! We should build a giant reef across the ocean to keep them out!

DOLPHIN 2
Eschrichtius robustus!
DOLPHIN 1
And just listen to them! They don't even speak Dolphin, what is that eerie moaning they do? They sound like a ghost with amplification!

DOLPHIN 2
Northern Light Lovers!
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